Boom Goes the Vaginamite
from Methlehem by Cribshitter
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lyrics
I got 4 days left to wipe mi culo with this piece of legislation
I got 3 days left before they pull my frequent flyer priviligations
I got 2 days until my girl leaves me high and dry in a Speedo
I got 1 day left to keep it really really really really real.
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Cuz boom goes the Vaginamite
I got sick on riverboat casino in East St. Louis
I think it was the pills I took mixing with the canned oxygen
Either that or the poor arch support that town is always known for
So I tried to get the barkeep to mix me up a Dr. Scholls and soda
I got caught stealing urinal cakes from the Bathroom of the Fallen
I ended up dropping one in my good friend's Tom Collins
I woke that morning with a brand spankin' new wave runner
But I dropped it off 4 years later to its sad rightful owner
Chorus
I rolled back to the Cam with my headphones on and my Discman
But the bartender noticed that my headphone cord was just danglin'
He threw me out on the street, I couldn't find a way to pardon him
So I grabbed a bag of trash and tossed it in the crowded beer garden
Chorus
I got 3 days left before they pull my frequent flyer priviligations
I got 2 days until my girl leaves me high and dry in a Speedo
I got 1 day left to keep it really really really really real.
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Cuz boom goes the Vaginamite
I got sick on riverboat casino in East St. Louis
I think it was the pills I took mixing with the canned oxygen
Either that or the poor arch support that town is always known for
So I tried to get the barkeep to mix me up a Dr. Scholls and soda
I got caught stealing urinal cakes from the Bathroom of the Fallen
I ended up dropping one in my good friend's Tom Collins
I woke that morning with a brand spankin' new wave runner
But I dropped it off 4 years later to its sad rightful owner
Chorus
I rolled back to the Cam with my headphones on and my Discman
But the bartender noticed that my headphone cord was just danglin'
He threw me out on the street, I couldn't find a way to pardon him
So I grabbed a bag of trash and tossed it in the crowded beer garden
Chorus
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Methlehem,
released 13 December 2011
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We're a band from America. What do we sound like? Smack a snake in its head with a wooden spoon while it is eating garbage. That is what we sound like.
shows
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Jun 22Eau Claire, WI
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Jun 23Minneapolis, MN
discography
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May 2012 -
Dec 2011 -
Jun 2008
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