Riverboat Casino

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lyrics

I got sick on riverboat casino in East St. Louis
I think it was the pills I took mixing with the canned oxygen
Either that or the poor arch support that town is always known for
So I tried to get the barkeep to mix me up a Dr. Scholls and soda

He ended up tossing you a bar rag to wipe your unibrow
Yeah but nobody believes me
the man was such a sleaze
He ain't never gonna be the same.

I got 4 days left to wipe mi culo with this piece of legislation
I got 3 days left before they pull my frequent flyer priviligations
I got 2 days until my girl leaves me high and dry in a Speedo
I got 1 day left to keep it really really really really real.

I got caught stealing urinal cakes from the Bathroom of the Fallen
I ended up dropping one in my good friend's Tom Collins
I woke that morning with a brand spankin' new wave runner
But I dropped it off 4 years later to its sad rightful owner.

He ended up tossing you a bar rag to wipe your unibrow
Yeah but nobody believes me
the man was such a sleaze
He ain't never gonna be the same.

I got 4 days left to wipe mi culo with this piece of legislation
I got 3 days left before they pull my frequent flyer priviligations
I got 2 days until my girl leaves me high and dry in a Speedo
I got 1 day left to keep it really really really really real.

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from Methlehem, released 13 December 2011

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