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Acapulco

by Cribshitter

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1.
Acapulco 04:51
Bikini bottoms with salted rims, margaritas, Maui Jims Superiors to quench your thirst, pack it in tight Greedo shot first Crystal beaches, Zinka noses. Party people, tequila hoses Julia Roberts and Dick Gere bought a bar just north of here. BRING YOUR EPILADYS I got a fanny pack full of pesos It buys me a lot of besos and queso. Acapulco Acapulco 2,000 miles away in Mexico Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco En Mexico (El Ese) This is the Ese introduction, including thesis discussion So homeboy respect the intellect, it's never been suspect Some say when he gets busy thinkin' He turns into a Mexican Abraham Lincoln Self-taught, self-bought And when he's lacing up the high tops He's known to keep the strings taut. And when he's chillin a the club He morphs into the Loteria El Valiente wouldn't wanna be ya Your musical Sensei, karate-chopping motherfuckers in their jugulars So if you're stepping to me you best check yourself, B The gun case probably has a Gibson SG Or Telecaster, ghetto blaster My Kitchen-Aid gots the Pancake Mix-Master And sometimes known as the Oedipus Tex Mex, Rex, Lex Luger Flicking Superman with a Kryptonite booger. Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco Acapulco
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Sunshine 04:21
Cinnamon banana, yeah we’re coconut fanatics, yeah We’re kickin like Gramatica, don’t you feed the animal It’s a bear attack, blast you out your seat with Your hair blown back, Maxell cassette in a moldy fishing net You know you made my day, you’re the freshest catch yet, Underwater Mona Lisa, ya I wanna meet ya, have a margarita Sky so blue you gonna wanna make it last, you wanna Grab those memories and you put em on beta max Read all about it, gross domestic product, watermelon, little lemons, heaven, and snow Thicker than blood, chateaus, and gold Right or wrong, you know I love ya, got my heart on a wheel barrow We can fly to paradise on Cupid's arrow Twenty toes underneath the sand You know who did it, remember me, yeah I’m the man, Sunshine Hi, how are you, how ya doin, que pasa? Wanna split lunch I got some leftover cold pasta, We can liven it up with a little bit of salsa Home run, wave runner, cocoa butter, yeah Picnic on the beach with you and your mother, Shop at the bakery, purchase all the pasteries What’s all this sugar gonna do to me, diabetes? Chicken sandwiches in a brown paper bag red and white checkered tablecloth some lemonade, I put a dookie on your doorstep, let it sit a minute Maximilian, he made a million, he moved to manila And he fed all the children A whole lot better than Cortez The Killer, Well the man was a sinner, bona fide bell ringer, Conquistador, knockin at your villa door, eh, can he borrow your boat? Then the Whole world just wrote him a note, it said – don’t you mind those Mayans just leave them alone. You let ’em live a happy life, happy night drunk on bud lime, preserve the bloodline, Proud people praying to the true god; sunshine Hanna-Barbera, state of Guerrero, Don’t touch me get burned you need that jumbo aloe vera. Come on we can in the shower in the parlor we don’t really need the water Get the ice at the liquor store. What, you never partied with a dinosaur before? Diplodocus, hand him the maracas, Put another a cut of a red meat on the BBQ, we can Rock out by the light of the ruddy moon, yeah Jurassic band with a bad attitude, let’s lighten the mood, We’re here to win, we never lose. So make some room for the herbivore, look’em on the dance floor, Robotic reptile or bird from long before the Civil war, quoth the raven, nevermore. Sunshine. Yeah, sittin by the fire, then we all got tired,\ It was time to retire. laid back, sittin’ on the beach, Hammock blowing in the breeze, setting was tropical, Conversation philosophical,looking up at the stars Pondering all that is impossible I said whatya think about going extinct, takin’ a little trip And then you join missing link, And then there was a rumble and a flash across the sky, Covered our eyes, prepared for our demise Comet hit the earth, now they’re all dead. Heard them as they were dying and this what they said: Sunshine
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Jellyshoes 03:21
6.
Mou Pei Na 02:17
7.
Haze 02:57
I’ve been living in a haze, in a haze all my life Then you came and you came and you came it’s alright You’re the air, you’re the air, you’re the air in my lungs You’re the blood, you’re the blood, you’re the blood on my tongue Sandy footprints end at the shoreline Salt, sweat, empty glass rimmed with a lime Mexico you stole my soul for the last time Mexico you stole my soul for the last time
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9.
Helium 02:15
Gone and find some shady cover, I got it, burn elixir Fly that banner, greener pasture, light of the sun Yeah we let the light in You can let it grow, yeah, well in the garden Feast on beets and carrots like a healthy rabbit Eroded, flower bed, what wasn’t said You gotta yell louder, WMXO radio We can put it on the front lawn Before we burn this house down Before we burn the house down Before we burn the house down We don’t live here anymore Put the chains across the door Before we burn the house down Before we burn the house down
10.
There’s a Fantasy Factory in my town. (Fantasy Factory) Soon there’ll be Fantasy Factory all around. There’s a smell in the air. It’s an open door. My child is K-5. My beer K4. (chorus) You can’t supply enough. You can’t supply enough. Distribution has been tough. There’s a Fantasy Factory in my mouth. (Open up and say aaaaah!) The kitty with the pistol leaves little doubt. It’s a highway to heaven Michael Landon knows. I’ll be sitting in the clouds writing semi-prose. You can’t supply enough. You can’t supply enough. Distribution has been tough. There’s a Fantasy Factory in my town.
11.
Cocaine 04:01
12.
Bodies 01:35
13.
Kick Chad's head. Kick Chad's head. Kick Chad's head. Kick Chad's head.
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Mall Pretzel 02:03
16.
The time we drank the water, Acapulco pulls you under the time we drank the water, Acapulco pulls you under Late nights, Mexican bar dice, Acapulco city life All around you, dolphins swimming over All around you, dolphin supernova Had alotta, ensalada, Acapulco you get the best of me Eat right, pack light, don’t sink in paradise late November, pull the lever, Acapulco always delivers Ride that wave like a stone Riptide All around you, dolphins swimming over All around you, dolphin supernova All around you, dolphins swimming over All around you, dolphin supernova Float the letter, to the islands, Acapulco like no other, yeah The time we drank the water, Acapulco pulls you under
17.
... 02:06

credits

released October 10, 2015

Cribshitter is:
Diaper Daniels - vocals, guitars, keys, stuff
Don Rubbish - bass, vocals
Danika Dutchcap - vocals, keys, tuba
The Fucking Lion - drums
Count Bassy - bass
El Ese - guitar, vocals

With help from:
Rusty Cottonmouth - Pedal steel
Nathan Tredinnick - Sax attack
Monica Martin - Vocals on "Jellyshoes"
Michele Good - Voiceovers

Recorded by Klobba Traxx at The Orthenson Ranch except:
"Where You Going With That Hard-on", "Crazy Boobies II", "Cocaine", "Still Kick Chad's Head" recorded/mixed by Dustin Sisson at Blast House.
All songs mastered by Dustin Sisson at Blast House

All songs by Cribshitter - Copyright 2015 Medicated G Records
except:
"Mou Pei Na" by Sinn Sisamouth
"Cocaine" by J.J. Cale
"Bessie Goes Blonde II" is the sequel to "Bessie Goes Blonde" by Sat. Nite Duets.

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Cribshitter Madison, Wisconsin

What do we sound like? Smack a snake in its head with a wooden spoon while it is eating garbage. That is what we sound like. We are currently the highest ranked band in Dane Co.

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