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Goin' Soft

by Cribshitter

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Waking up to the peachy orange-y sunset Waking up to the smells of you Gettin’ high on habanero gummies Gettin’ high to chase away the booze She barely loves me. Oh yes she does Well if she loves me it’s not by much She barely loves me, I could go off But do I have enough to hold on? She’s given up on all negotiations. She’s switching off the centrifuge. I cry my way through boner pill commercials. I try to reach her but the rift is huge She barely loves me. Oh yes she does Well if she loves me it’s not by much She barely loves me, I could go off But do I have enough to hold on? Was I not good to you? Was I unfair to you? I tried, I tried the best I could That one time I said to you, "I cannot stomach you." I meant my stomach felt so bad Don’t you think I’ve heard this before? You always got one foot out the door The other foot is fiddlin’ around Sweeping dust off the floor She barely loves me. Oh yes she does Well if she loves me it’s not by much She barely loves me, I could go off But do I have enough to hold on?
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I’m headed to the Sausalito sunset just a few miles to go My horse is humming along the 101 San Rafael feels like ages ago If I see one more baby billboard I just might make another withdrawal Cuz this country’s got a lot of problems but you’re never gonna win em all. If you take another look you’ll see the sun is always on your back And if you find a better hook you just might fight your way out of the black. Marin County, never looked so pretty with it lit up like a birthday cake Alcatraz is looming in the mist you gotta do the tour with headphones and tape Elia and Philly and Foxy are gonna meet me in the city at his daddy’s place I forgot to bring my best leather it’s alright tonight’s all about lace. If you take another look, you’ll see the sun is always on your back And if you find a better hook you just might fight your way out of the black. I woke up in a pile of fortune cookies wreaking havoc on my air supply Got myself in a "Sarsaparilla Side Hatch" and took my time saying goodbye. Sometimes you’re humming and other times you’re bumming but you’ll always have the 401k I saw a Cribs Hitter sticker on a Cadillac as I barreled down the 101k They say that I’m a closed book but I’m ready with the balls to rack And if you find a better hook you just might fight your way out of the sack Looking back on that Sausalito sunset I think I got ahead of myself I can’t keep running away from all this heartache. It’s finally time to build that live edge shelf. Sausalito sunset!
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Assplay 05:01
I've been busy with my free time I've been thinking all about my daily grind If our relationship was a scratch n' sniff we'd be the striped kitty, with a hint of brine I used to think about you everyday But you ate my heart and shit it out and left me in this way Oooh you left me in this way I'll never forgive you for our honeymoon We had plans to visit that escape room But instead of showing up, you got my best friend knocked up Now we're paying for an escape womb I used to think about you everyday But you ate my heart and shit it out and left me in this way Oooh you left me in this way I used to dream about assplay But you poked around you mucked it up and left me in this way Oooh you left me in this way I'm packing up my bags and I'm moving on Got a job selling old cars for my uncle Ron I'm better off with a beater than to love a bottom feeder Yeah I'm moving on I used to think about you everyday But you ate my heart and shit it out and left me in this way Oooh you left me in this way I used to dream about assplay But you poked around you mucked it up and left me in this way Oooh you left me in this way
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The Willful 00:40
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COVID Cove 04:11
Pumped a fresh tank of premium, no ethanol Used my vuvuzela for a gas funnel I’m fully Bluetooth connected, not infected Big Mabel on the back, no tow-able rejected It’s our God-given right, to congregate We’re just passing the vape instead of passing the plate Gotta trim up the prop, protect the shaft These sun-soaked days are my life raft (So c’mon down to) Covid Cove When the sun is up, they’ll be comin’ in droves Covid Cove, it's a gol dang party trove Covid Cove, let our bodies stew in this viral mangrove Covid Cove, it’s a cocktail molotov Bikini top, she got her booty popped Got my Tommy Bahamas and my aquasocks. Pulling up with a Yeti full of White Claws Handin’ em out like I’m Santa Claus Slap that body up against mine My body’s warm but my temp is fine Some snowflake is tellin’ me to wear a mask I’ll take his N95 and wipe my ass Life jacket dipes , Clorox wipes Bilge pump chump her, watch the numbers spike Remote work is hard, so i’m hardly workin’ A real man needs a woman with a freshwater merkin (So c’mon down to) Covid Cove When the sun is up, they’ll be comin’ in droves Covid Cove, it's a gol dang party trove Covid Cove, let our bodies stew in this viral mangrove Covid Cove, it’s a cocktail molotov I’ve been coming out here for 20 odd years Gettin greased up, creased up, 12 pack a’ beer Hookin’ the boys, and then I make ‘em my toy They never see it comin’ - I had ‘em at “Ahoy!” Pontoons, ZOOMs, rhythm and booms Cyan-o-bacterial algae blooms Slam a Code Red Dew-y, pop in a chew-y Keep er’ straight through the buoys, like Tony Shalhoub Sun’s going down and we slip into the cuddy It's so dang hot my buddy’s looking at me fuddy He’s a sweetheart grizz, lean and mean Totally forgivable COVID-19 Flotillas in the mist gonna go all summer Keep the shark in the pants, unless ya see a chummer When the ice in the Yeti starts a’ waterin’ down The sun starts settin’ on this little big town (So c’mon down to) Covid Cove When the sun is up, they’ll be comin’ in droves Covid Cove, it's a gol dang pleasure trove Covid Cove, I just saw Hannah Montana on a Wet Banana Covid Cove, it’s a cultural party trove
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Boutonniere 01:28
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Crystal City 04:26
In Crystal City you make your own life They got citrines and malachite streetlights They got agate brain playing on the radio Geode Metros burnin’ down the Sunstone On the freeway you can make it to the Tiger’s Eye In Crystal City you make your own life In Crystal City you keep your head up You feel the smoky quartz blowing through your hair And the city streets are paved with amethyst They got rose quartz growing around the tennis courts And the bloodstone marigolds you cut em with a ruby knife In Crystal City you make your own life.
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There are times in my life I have use for a man Dive deep below and chew on the clam But when I find crotch hairs on the floor I start to wonder what it is you’re here for? I reach for my Dyson but tell me who sucks more? Trapper Keeper, you’re my homeroom creeper You’re lucky I love you You’re a sloven of a dude with a trash attitude. You used to smell sweet, now you sweat Mountain Dew Take me back to those maybe box days. The notes me passed are in a shoe box I saved. The ink on the pages wasn’t written by sages. Trapper Keeper, you’re my homeroom beefer. You’re lucky I love you. In the eyes of the Lord I’m a serviceable man. I hope you hear me out, and try to understand I can’t keep changing, to your every demand. I’m a lucky guy, lucky guy, lucky guy. You’re lucky I love you.
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Old Horse 02:44
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Goin' Soft 01:54
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All songs recorded & mixed by Diaper Daniels at The Orthenson Ranch and mastered by Dustin Sisson except:
"She Barely Loves Me", "Sausalito Sunset", "Assplay", "You're Lucky I Love You" recorded & mixed by Dustin Sisson at Blast House and mastered by Landon Arkens

All songs by Cribshitter except:
"COVID Cove" by Cribshitter and Prop Cummins
"Can't Wanna Like That" by Prop Cummins
"The Scythe (Coming Home)" partially by Cinderella

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released October 7, 2022

Cribshitter is:
Diaper Daniels: vocals, guitars, synths, piano, congas, percussion
Danika Dutchcap: vocals, synths, tuba
Don Rubbish: bass, vocals
Motor Oil Joe: drums
Ropin' Rodeo Nate: guitar, sax

With help from:
Prop Cummins: Wurlitzer, guitar
Rusty Cottonmouth: pedal steel
Cloudy P: synths on "Crystal City"
Jason Craft: Wurlitzer, piano, B3 on "Can't Wanna Like That" and "Now Look At Us"
Andy Moore: banjo on "Goin' Soft" and "Waiting For Quiet"

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Cribshitter Madison, Wisconsin

What do we sound like? Smack a snake in its head with a wooden spoon while it is eating garbage. That is what we sound like. We are currently the highest ranked band in Dane Co.

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