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COVID Cove (feat. Prop Cummins)

by Cribshitter

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Pumped a fresh tank of premium, no ethanol
Used my vuvuzela for a gas funnel
I’m fully Bluetooth connected, not infected
Big Mabel on the back, no tow-able rejected

It’s our God-given right, to congregate
We’re just passing the vape instead of passing the plate
Gotta trim up the prop, protect the shaft
These sun-soaked days are my life raft

(So c’mon down to) Covid Cove
When the sun is up, they’ll be comin’ in droves
Covid Cove, it's a gol dang party trove
Covid Cove, let our bodies stew in this viral mangrove
Covid Cove, it’s a cocktail molotov

Bikini top, she got her booty popped
Got my Tommy Bahamas and my aquasocks.
Pulling up with a Yeti full of White Claws
Handin’ em out like I’m Santa Claus

Slap that body up against mine
My body’s warm but my temp is fine
Some snowflake is tellin’ me to wear a mask
I’ll take his N95 and wipe my ass

Life jacket dipes , Clorox wipes
Bilge pump chump her, watch the numbers spike
Remote work is hard, so i’m hardly workin’
A real man needs a woman with a freshwater merkin

(So c’mon down to) Covid Cove
When the sun is up, they’ll be comin’ in droves
Covid Cove, it's a gol dang party trove
Covid Cove, let our bodies stew in this viral mangrove
Covid Cove, it’s a cocktail molotov

I’ve been coming out here for 20 odd years
Gettin greased up, creased up, 12 pack a’ beer
Hookin’ the boys, and then I make ‘em my toy
They never see it comin’ - I had ‘em at “Ahoy!”

Pontoons, ZOOMs, rhythm and booms
Cyan-o-bacterial algae blooms
Slam a Code Red Dew-y, pop in a chew-y
Keep er’ straight through the buoys, like Tony Shaloubie

Sun’s going down and we slip into the cuddy
It's so dang hot my buddy’s looking at me fuddy
He’s a sweetheart grizz, lean and mean
Totally forgivable COVID-19

Flotillas in the mist gonna go all summer
Keep the shark in the pants, unless ya see a chummer
When the ice in the Yeti starts a’ waterin’ down
The sun starts settin’ on this little big town

(So c’mon down to) Covid Cove
When the sun is up, they’ll be comin’ in droves
Covid Cove, it's a gol dang pleasure trove
Covid Cove, I just saw Hannah Montana on a Wet Banana
Covid Cove, it’s a cultural party trove

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released August 21, 2020
Written and performed by Cribshitter and Prop Cummins
Pedal steel: Rusty Cottonmouth

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Cribshitter Madison, Wisconsin

What do we sound like? Smack a snake in its head with a wooden spoon while it is eating garbage. That is what we sound like. We are currently the highest ranked band in Dane Co.

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