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Now Where Were We?
00:46
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2. |
She Barely Loves Me
05:14
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Waking up to the peachy orange-y sunset
Waking up to the smells of you
Gettin’ high on habanero gummies
Gettin’ high to chase away the booze
She barely loves me. Oh yes she does
Well if she loves me it’s not by much
She barely loves me, I could go off
But do I have enough to hold on?
She’s given up on all negotiations.
She’s switching off the centrifuge.
I cry my way through boner pill commercials.
I try to reach her but the rift is huge
She barely loves me. Oh yes she does
Well if she loves me it’s not by much
She barely loves me, I could go off
But do I have enough to hold on?
Was I not good to you? Was I unfair to you?
I tried, I tried the best I could
That one time I said to you, "I cannot stomach you."
I meant my stomach felt so bad
Don’t you think I’ve heard this before?
You always got one foot out the door
The other foot is fiddlin’ around
Sweeping dust off the floor
She barely loves me. Oh yes she does
Well if she loves me it’s not by much
She barely loves me, I could go off
But do I have enough to hold on?
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3. |
Sausalito Sunset
05:21
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I’m headed to the Sausalito sunset just a few miles to go
My horse is humming along the 101 San Rafael feels like ages ago
If I see one more baby billboard I just might make another withdrawal
Cuz this country’s got a lot of problems but you’re never gonna win em all.
If you take another look you’ll see the sun is always on your back
And if you find a better hook you just might fight your way out of the black.
Marin County, never looked so pretty with it lit up like a birthday cake
Alcatraz is looming in the mist you gotta do the tour with headphones and tape
Elia and Philly and Foxy are gonna meet me in the city at his daddy’s place
I forgot to bring my best leather it’s alright tonight’s all about lace.
If you take another look, you’ll see the sun is always on your back
And if you find a better hook you just might fight your way out of the black.
I woke up in a pile of fortune cookies wreaking havoc on my air supply
Got myself in a "Sarsaparilla Side Hatch" and took my time saying goodbye.
Sometimes you’re humming and other times you’re bumming but you’ll always have the 401k
I saw a Cribs Hitter sticker on a Cadillac as I barreled down the 101k
They say that I’m a closed book but I’m ready with the balls to rack
And if you find a better hook you just might fight your way out of the sack
Looking back on that Sausalito sunset I think I got ahead of myself
I can’t keep running away from all this heartache.
It’s finally time to build that live edge shelf.
Sausalito sunset!
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4. |
Assplay
05:01
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I've been busy with my free time
I've been thinking all about my daily grind
If our relationship was a scratch n' sniff we'd be the striped kitty, with a hint of brine
I used to think about you everyday
But you ate my heart and shit it out and left me in this way
Oooh you left me in this way
I'll never forgive you for our honeymoon
We had plans to visit that escape room
But instead of showing up, you got my best friend knocked up
Now we're paying for an escape womb
I used to think about you everyday
But you ate my heart and shit it out and left me in this way
Oooh you left me in this way
I used to dream about assplay
But you poked around you mucked it up and left me in this way
Oooh you left me in this way
I'm packing up my bags and I'm moving on
Got a job selling old cars for my uncle Ron
I'm better off with a beater than to love a bottom feeder
Yeah I'm moving on
I used to think about you everyday
But you ate my heart and shit it out and left me in this way
Oooh you left me in this way
I used to dream about assplay
But you poked around you mucked it up and left me in this way
Oooh you left me in this way
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5. |
The Willful
00:40
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COVID Cove
04:11
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Pumped a fresh tank of premium, no ethanol
Used my vuvuzela for a gas funnel
I’m fully Bluetooth connected, not infected
Big Mabel on the back, no tow-able rejected
It’s our God-given right, to congregate
We’re just passing the vape instead of passing the plate
Gotta trim up the prop, protect the shaft
These sun-soaked days are my life raft
(So c’mon down to) Covid Cove
When the sun is up, they’ll be comin’ in droves
Covid Cove, it's a gol dang party trove
Covid Cove, let our bodies stew in this viral mangrove
Covid Cove, it’s a cocktail molotov
Bikini top, she got her booty popped
Got my Tommy Bahamas and my aquasocks.
Pulling up with a Yeti full of White Claws
Handin’ em out like I’m Santa Claus
Slap that body up against mine
My body’s warm but my temp is fine
Some snowflake is tellin’ me to wear a mask
I’ll take his N95 and wipe my ass
Life jacket dipes , Clorox wipes
Bilge pump chump her, watch the numbers spike
Remote work is hard, so i’m hardly workin’
A real man needs a woman with a freshwater merkin
(So c’mon down to) Covid Cove
When the sun is up, they’ll be comin’ in droves
Covid Cove, it's a gol dang party trove
Covid Cove, let our bodies stew in this viral mangrove
Covid Cove, it’s a cocktail molotov
I’ve been coming out here for 20 odd years
Gettin greased up, creased up, 12 pack a’ beer
Hookin’ the boys, and then I make ‘em my toy
They never see it comin’ - I had ‘em at “Ahoy!”
Pontoons, ZOOMs, rhythm and booms
Cyan-o-bacterial algae blooms
Slam a Code Red Dew-y, pop in a chew-y
Keep er’ straight through the buoys, like Tony Shalhoub
Sun’s going down and we slip into the cuddy
It's so dang hot my buddy’s looking at me fuddy
He’s a sweetheart grizz, lean and mean
Totally forgivable COVID-19
Flotillas in the mist gonna go all summer
Keep the shark in the pants, unless ya see a chummer
When the ice in the Yeti starts a’ waterin’ down
The sun starts settin’ on this little big town
(So c’mon down to) Covid Cove
When the sun is up, they’ll be comin’ in droves
Covid Cove, it's a gol dang pleasure trove
Covid Cove, I just saw Hannah Montana on a Wet Banana
Covid Cove, it’s a cultural party trove
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7. |
Boutonniere
01:28
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8. |
Crystal City
04:26
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In Crystal City you make your own life
They got citrines and malachite streetlights
They got agate brain playing on the radio
Geode Metros burnin’ down the Sunstone
On the freeway you can make it to the Tiger’s Eye
In Crystal City you make your own life
In Crystal City you keep your head up
You feel the smoky quartz blowing through your hair
And the city streets are paved with amethyst
They got rose quartz growing around the tennis courts
And the bloodstone marigolds you cut em with a ruby knife
In Crystal City you make your own life.
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9. |
You're Lucky I Love You
04:38
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There are times in my life I have use for a man
Dive deep below and chew on the clam
But when I find crotch hairs on the floor I start to wonder what it is you’re here for?
I reach for my Dyson but tell me who sucks more? Trapper Keeper, you’re my homeroom creeper
You’re lucky I love you
You’re a sloven of a dude with a trash attitude.
You used to smell sweet, now you sweat Mountain Dew
Take me back to those maybe box days.
The notes me passed are in a shoe box I saved.
The ink on the pages wasn’t written by sages.
Trapper Keeper, you’re my homeroom beefer.
You’re lucky I love you.
In the eyes of the Lord I’m a serviceable man.
I hope you hear me out, and try to understand
I can’t keep changing, to your every demand.
I’m a lucky guy, lucky guy, lucky guy.
You’re lucky I love you.
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10. |
Old Horse
02:44
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11. |
Taipei Personality
00:53
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12. |
Now Look At Us
04:19
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13. |
This Is How We Scroll
02:42
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14. |
Waiting For Quiet
00:42
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15. |
The Scythe (Coming Home)
01:46
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16. |
Can't Wanna Like That
03:46
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17. |
Goin' Soft
01:54
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18. |
Medium Talent
07:26
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Cribshitter Madison, Wisconsin
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